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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.05 11:40:00 -
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By Ka Jolo, Founder and CEO:
The Tuskers, a lowsec pirate corporation, are currently recruiting. Check out our recruitment post on our forums for detailed information. Peruse our killboard to see what kind of action we get. Then join THE TUSKERS PUBLIC CHANNEL to get an idea how active we are during your playtimes.
But all of this begs the questions, ôWhy join the Tuskers over some other lowsec pirate corp? What makes the Tuskers different? What sets them apart?ö Now donÆt get me wrong; there are other fine pirate corporations in New Eden, and to be honest many of you will be happier with one of those other corps.
Finding a ôkeeperö corp in EVE-Online means finding a corp that matches your requirements as broadly as possible. Some of the factors that make the Tuskers Tuskers are just what some of you are trying to avoid, while many of the factors are shared with other corps; but I believe this list as a whole uniquely describes the Tuskers:
- Our focus is and always will be lowsec piracy. Pilots join our corp to be lowsec pirates; they wonÆt wake up one morning to find the leadership has gotten bored with that and is steering the corp in some new direction. Tuskers, including directors, who lose interest in lowsec piracy leave the corp rather than reshaping it. (Focusing on lowsec piracy does not mean we do lowsec piracy exclusively; we enjoy periodic forays into wormhole space, highsec suicide ganking, nullsec roams, etc.)
- It is highly unlikely that the Tuskers will ever be an elite corp of uber pilots; weÆve too few skillpoints, weÆre too focused on piracy, and too willing to swallow bait. Nevertheless, we can do the best with who we are, and that we strive forùlearning from our mistakes, sharing knowledge with one another, and paying attention. We may never be the bestùbut we aim for a reputation of excellence.
- Tusker pilots are competent on a level we consider minimal but which accomplished combat pilots in better-known corporations donÆt always measure up to: Just to get into our corp, a pilot must have at least five solo kills under his belt, including at least two where the ship he killed was supposedly superior to his own. Some lowbie pilots go out and meet this requirement in their first week, while some nullsec warriors with thousands of fleet kills have turned away when confronted with this requirement.
- Tuskers like small gang roaming best. Some Tusker pilots prefer to solo, occasionally weÆll camp gates, and weÆre not above the odd blobùbut the action we most enjoy is small gang PVP where our tactics and wits most come into play.
- We donÆt see ourselves as griefers. While we have no scruples when it comes to blasting ships, popping capsules, and extracting ransoms, we try not to be mean about it. WeÆll offer up a polite ôgfö no matter how lame your fit or no matter how large your blob. Tuskers donÆt scam and donÆt talk smack.
- Tuskers keep their word. If you pay us the ransom as agreed, weÆll let you go as agreed. If we say weÆll fight you 1v1 (which is against our policy), you can be sure our backup wonÆt jump in to gank you. And though in our efforts to kill you we may try to deceive you through our actions or through misleading statements, we wonÆt actually lie. If we say youÆll be safe from us ganging up with us, you will be.
- In spite of our no-griefing, no-scamming, no-smacking, no-lying policies, we make no claims for ôhonor.ö WeÆre not really sure what that means in the context of New Eden. We do what we do and are what we are; some consider us honorable, others consider us lowlife scum. So be it.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.05 11:51:00 -
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Edited by: Man Barthelme on 05/10/2010 11:54:31
- In addition to the ad hoc Tusker gangs that go roaming every day, we have prescheduled corp ops. This allows Tuskers to plan some of their game play for times when there is sure to be some action, and to prepare for those sessions in terms of ships, modules, and location.
- Beyond the recognition Tuskers may already gain through killboards, employment histories, and blogs (i.e. combat stats and skillpoints), the Tuskers awards decorations for actions that truly benefit the corporation: meaningful participation in campaigns, fleet command, providing logistical support, etc.
- Because we love combat so much, we have a ôno bluesö policy. We will not enter any alliance, though we do provide ôprotection servicesö and will set corps blue for a fee. If you want to be our friend and fly with us regularly, then for crying out loud join our corp.
- We all have working microphones and speakers or headsets and we all agree to use them and Teamspeak3 (or Ventrilo, Mumble or even EVE voice, depending).
- Tuskers post all their kills and all their losses, even killmails resulting purely from NPC action if the other pilot nevertheless shows up on the killmail.
- Only active pilots may be in the corporation. Tuskers who havenÆt logged in for a while come back to the game to find theyÆre members of an NPC corp. Our membership is not inflated. However, since real life comes first, Tuskers who explain a temporary absence are afforded some grace.
- Tuskers must be self-sufficient, whether this means buying ETCÆs for conversion into ISK, industrial alts, or sticking to cheaper ships. We donÆt want our mates hitting us up for handouts. This is one reason we like ransoms so much.
- A big reason for joining any corp is for the enhanced enjoyment of the game that comes with the camaraderie of like-minded fellows. During the background check thatÆs part of our recruitment process, we do what we can to screen out pilots that wonÆt stick around to grow these kinds of relationships or who show evidence of undermining the foundation of such a family. (Examples include buying ISK with real money, lying to us, and having a history of corp thievery.)
- This is a corp for ômains,ö so ôaltsö are not accepted unless the ômainö is also a member. Tuskers should be Tuskers at heart, without higher loyalties to some other body in New Eden.
- So-called ôreal lifeö comes before internet spaceships. Attendance is not mandatory at our ops. We want Tuskers to join our ops and fly together in gangs because itÆs fun and profitable, not as an onerous duty or second job.
- The Tuskers is a mature, family-friendly corporation. More than a few of us are middle-aged. Many of us have spouses and children. Even those of us who are not personally offended by vulgar talk donÆt want the conversation coming through our speakers or popping up in chat to offend any families who may be within view or within earshot.
- Interestingly, The Tuskers seems to have attracted more than our fair share of bloggers (for what that's worth).
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.07 02:42:00 -
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"Someone invite him to the ransom channel."
"Invite sent."
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.09 13:12:00 -
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Solo-capable, small-gang-flying pirates. That's what we are. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.11 11:40:00 -
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Eep opp ork ah-ah, and that means 'recruitment still open' |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.12 12:17:00 -
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Recruitment still open. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.13 06:56:00 -
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Still recruiting.
A few of us would be especially happy to see some applicants from the eastern hemisphere. All timezones are of course welcome, however. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.14 11:40:00 -
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Still looking for active pilots! |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.14 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Erik Morkai Solid bunch of guys, always willing to engage. Had plenty of GF's with these boys.
Thanks for the kind words.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.15 04:14:00 -
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Originally by: Vim Excellent corp. capable and friendly pilots that will gun you down without smack. (...Except that guy that keeps shouting about trust ^^)
Saw your comment up there too, Vim, thanks! |
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:21:00 -
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We have recently welcomed to some terrific pilots to our ranks, but we are still looking for more. Get in before this thread starts filling with my bad haikus. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.01 10:27:00 -
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Still recruiting. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.03 11:49:00 -
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Come on now. You know you want to. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.05 11:19:00 -
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Recruitment still open
Fascinating
Indeed
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.07 07:20:00 -
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Originally by: barricade87 bumpage ! Had many a gf with these guys, capable pilots and always respectful after engagements. But seriously i hate you all
Thanks for the bump and kind words barricade! We hate you too |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.08 15:46:00 -
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If you're not going to whittle up a storm, There's no use whittling.
The Tuskers are recruiting. If you're looking for low-sec piracy, Perhaps we're looking for you. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.09 05:45:00 -
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Ransom it? Pop it?
Join the conversation -- Apply today. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.10 00:01:00 -
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Recruitment is: OPEN |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.12 15:43:00 -
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Tuskers Tuskers Rah Rah Rah! |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.13 15:15:00 -
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Page 8?? That won't do... To the top! |
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.14 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Valgore Meurte
Originally by: Man Barthelme Tuskers Tuskers Rah Rah Rah!
Look, we even have our own cheerleader \o/
Gimme a.. T! |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.16 11:09:00 -
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Join us! |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.26 04:07:00 -
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Cycling point for pod..
Apply yourself. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.28 11:39:00 -
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Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt
When you plunder a countryside, let the spoil be divided amongst your men
~Sun Tzu |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.11.30 12:54:00 -
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Why don't you start the new expansion flying alongside a terrific bunch of crusty old pirates? |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.01 14:23:00 -
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Hark! |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.02 14:53:00 -
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Yes indeed. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.06 02:47:00 -
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Looking for a few more.. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.06 04:06:00 -
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Edited by: Man Barthelme on 06/12/2010 04:08:24
Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: Man Barthelme Looking for a few more..
Can TEST join?
You can come hang out in our public channel. You can join gangs if you feel up to it. In fact we encourage applicants and prospective applicants to do just that.
edit: sry I misread. I read: Can I TEST join? I'm not sure what you mean by "Can TEST join?"
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.06 15:47:00 -
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Edited by: Man Barthelme on 06/12/2010 15:47:56
Trying out a sig. And announcing that recruitment is currently: OPEN
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.07 02:38:00 -
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Do what you want cause a pirate is free!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.07 15:18:00 -
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Thanks for the bump!
While it is true we are a family-friendly corp, I would like to point out that the finer things in life also include 'sploding ships and squishing pods, or receiving handsome isk donations from pilots whose ships you are threatening to 'splode or whose pods you are threatening to squish, and among the finest things in life is doing the above alongside a group of awesome m8s. That's what I do every day in Eve.
In the ancient words of some anonymous writer for some Old Milwaukee ads: It doesn't get any better than this.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.11 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ka Jolo Still recruiting. Join now before we're a BattleClinic Top 10 PVP Corp.
Too late \o/
But it's not too late to join!
Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. StevieSG |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.19 13:26:00 -
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Pew pew!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.22 03:33:00 -
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Hope you had the time, weather, and location to enjoy the eclipse yesterday evening. Perhaps it put you in a contemplative mood? Perhaps you're contemplating applying here?
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.25 16:33:00 -
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Happy Holidays everyone.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.27 11:41:00 -
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Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah That means apply today!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.12.28 12:53:00 -
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Just a thing a few of us did earlier that netted a nice little profit. You could have been there!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.01.04 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: ItsmeHcK1 I heard this place needs teh bumps.
Also, Bart is a very lame bumper!
Confirming this
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.01.07 08:52:00 -
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I once met a pirate with a wooden leg named Rob.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.01.19 11:47:00 -
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My avatar needed a diet, and now he's just a shadow of his former self--thanks Incursion!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.01.23 08:12:00 -
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Originally by: Novantco Still recruiting.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.01.25 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: maxi I've never been ganked and ransomed by a nicer bunch of pirates
Thanks maxi!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.01.30 05:35:00 -
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Join us! |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.02.05 05:52:00 -
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Join now and get some action in our upcoming campaign.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.02.19 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Yahrr
Originally by: Valgore Meurte
Originally by: Yahrr <whisper> Psst! I heard that Yahrr is actually a carebear. He often takes his Retriever out mining in the top belt in Hevrice. </whisper>
I can confirm this, he even owns mining drones
Mining drones are the prime reason to train Drone Interfacing V. 20% bonus for mining drone yield per level is just awesome!!
Anyone wanna guess where Yahrr spent his SP refund?
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.17 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: mitch3190 Knock Knock.......
Who's there?
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.19 12:32:00 -
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speed bump
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.20 00:27:00 -
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.21 10:55:00 -
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able was i ere i saw elba
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.22 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Online Etymology Dictionary pirate (n.) mid-13c., from O.Fr. pirate, from L. pirata "sailor, sea robber," from Gk. peirates "brigand, pirate," lit. "one who attacks," from peiran "to attack, make a hostile attempt on, try," from peira "trial, an attempt, attack," from PIE base *per- "try" (cf. L. peritus "experienced," periculum "trial, experiment, risk, danger," see peril).
yeah baby get your peril on
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.23 14:32:00 -
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We like to party!
Just a bit of fun we had a few minutes ago, low-sec-small-gang-style (the best kind of party, tbh)
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.24 11:28:00 -
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1. Quench your thirst for _____.
A. blood B. adventure C. a bit of the old ultra-violence D. fame E. fortune F. all of the above
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.24 23:52:00 -
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2. ____ it.
A. Target B. Tackle C. Shoot D. Obliterate E. Loot F. all of the above
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.27 23:52:00 -
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Edited by: Man Barthelme on 27/03/2011 23:52:35 caffeine bump
edit: doh, i suck at headshots
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.29 14:43:00 -
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"A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained weddingveil and some in headgear of cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or saber done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horsesÆ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horseÆs whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemenÆs faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools." Cormac McCarthy bump
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.03.31 11:38:00 -
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You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered by servants and my pets, and THAT is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake... |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.01 01:43:00 -
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Are we really still recruiting? This won't last forever.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.03 11:55:00 -
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They're grrrrreat!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.05 04:37:00 -
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Join today and scramble more than just eggs.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.20 02:22:00 -
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Edited by: Man Barthelme on 20/04/2011 02:24:15 I tried to quit Eve, true story. If I wasn't a Tusker, I would've succeeded. I'm not sorry that I didn't. Succeed. In quitting. Cause Tuskers are cool dudes.
edit: Jaxley your tat freaks me out.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.21 07:24:00 -
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The judge smiled. Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them....
(just another Cormac McCarthy bump)
APPLY TODAY!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.22 00:05:00 -
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We're gearing up to launch a new campaign. Get in while the getting's good.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.04.24 09:35:00 -
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Stop wasting your time. Join us!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.05.04 12:46:00 -
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Recruitment closes on the tenth of May.
If you've been thinking about it, NOW is the time to put in an application.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.05.05 23:43:00 -
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5 days left!
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.05.08 01:02:00 -
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Recruitment closes in two days, on May 10th. Get in while the getting's good.
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.05.10 01:30:00 -
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Recruitment ends today. There's still time left!
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